I ran down to JC Penneys yesterday...I heard they are hiring. When I arrived I was directed to a room with a computer where I was to fill out my application and take a psych test. I also had to agree to a background check...credit report, criminal check and (get this) to see if I am on some government terrorist watch list! Apparently there is a problem with terrorists infiltrating the lingerie departments of our department stores and blowing up the padded bras! The psych test was to help them figure out if I planned on stealing said bras or if I saw someone else stealing them would I tattle on them. Next job application please!
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